My hair is just too short sometimes.
Once, just once in my life, I want hair long enough to pull the Angelina-Jolie-semi-dreads. Like in "Gone In Sixty Seconds".
Also: Angelina's platinum blonde hair in "Gone in Sixty Seconds", not a big deal. In "Life or Something Like It", a big deal. I will never comprehend.
(I in no way endorse Angelina Jolie. Jory is protesting in his head, I know this. But she has such big lips. Such very too-big lips.)